Super Liberal's Idiot of the Week Award

Time for Super-Liberal to make fun of the right-wing neocon blogs, because they all are neocons, with the distinguished 'Idiot Award':



The first recipient of the Super Liberal Idiot award goes out to this very unfunny blog that makes fun of homeless people and especially a touchy subject of mine, global warming. The blog's name is Angry Seafood and here is one of his unfunny solutions to stop humans from killing the planet:

"The first thing we must do is learn to exhale less. It’s a hard road to take, I know but any journey starts with that first important step. I recommend starting off small, begin by pacing your breathing first at two second intervals, then three, then four until you exhale as much CO2 as you would while sleeping or at rest."

Who is this jerk? I can only hope he doesn't have any children so that he doesn't create a bigger carbon footprint. He probably drives an Escalade and hunts and votes for Bush. Yee haw you waste of life. It is people like you that add to our CO2 output.

Chapman Has Paid Enough for the Murder of Lennon

Is twenty-eight years too long a sentence when you are sorry?

Mark David Chapman, the man who killed John Lennon was up for parole and was denied again. Denied, despite the fact there were no letters or any type of communication from Ono or any of the Lennon family like in the past hearings.

The man obviously is remorseful and sorry. Super-Liberal thinks twenty-eight years is plenty of time for the this crime.

Super-Liberal Proves Global Warming Still Happening

Super-Liberal Shows Warming Hasn't Stopped

Here is yet more empirical evidence of global warming, despite what those holocaust deniers have been saying about this no-warming myth since 1998. It is a scientific experiment I did, and any of you can as well, that proved the planet still has a fever, it hasn't broken all you idiots out there with your Escalades!

I see you leaving them running while you come in for your coffee at Starbucks. This is why I blog from the corner table and not one near your capitalist stench that waifs from your very pores. It is bad enough I must view your obvious neglect for the welfare of our planet with an idling dinosaur fuel-ran auto but to smell the evil of materialism is just too much for my stomach to digest on top of the bran muffin my doctor says will help with the bloating.

The experiment was conducted over the last six months (January through June) with a daily temperature reading. The readings were taken at around the same time every day but I will admit that I missed a couple of weeks in April so I used May and June's averages then minused five from each one to fill in the missing weeks.

Here are the monthly averages:



~The average temperature at the beginning of the experiment was 22.4 F, and 76.2 at the end for a warming of like 55 degrees! The chart below also clearly shows this to be the case:



Now going further, there was a significant swing in the ratio of snowfall and rainfall precipitation:



If you look at both charts, you can plainly see that as the warming trend has continued, there has been a change from snow to rain as far as precipitation. This is obviously expected from a warming planet but the short time of the change is what is concerning, especially when the amount of rain is nowhere near the amount of snow. This could lead to water shortages, something predicted by the IPCC.

An unusually-warm April contributed heavily to the warming pattern:



What is the most-telling is how much that month added to the warming trend, especially since April historically tends to be cooler. Obviously, a warmer April means climate change is still happening. If this keeps up, we could lose a species or two before the decade ends.

(The study was conducted from daily temperature readings outside a liberal home in Arlington, Mass. from January 1 to June 30 then converted to monthly averages, with a +/- sampling error at around 4.5%.)