Happy Inauguration Day Obama

America is back!

What an awesome awesome day it was today. We get a President actually elected to the office and one who will make the United States a great country again.

Sorta like it was under Jimmy Carter, one of the heroes of the Democratic party. I own one of his sweaters in fact. Got it on EBay.

Yes we have!

Yes we can!

I am especially looking forward to an increase in my food stamps account after Bush lowered taxes and took away my welfare checks.

Look at how the world loves America again. How could anyone think the election of Obama was going to be bad for the United States? Typical neo-cons.

Viva LaAmerica!

The parade was awesome too.

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Even the Sky is Happy

Even the stars, planets, and moon are aware that all is right with the world now that Obama is President and Hillary is the Secretary of State.

Obama is making all the best choices and this country will be the best again. No more crappy USA. Woot!

And I'm proud to be an American where at least I know it's free. I think that is how the song went. That guy was right this is the home of the free but yet not everyone understands the role government should have.

We will have freedom knowing our government will be providing us with free health care, retirement money, and many more benefits. It is what you pay for isn't it?

We will have cap and trade which will get rid of all the global warming. It is happening still and my climate change experiments proves it is a real threat to humanity.

We will have economic stability because companies will want to hire people to get the tax credit Obama proposes for newly-hired workers. Companies are greedy and would grow their labor force if it meant a tax cut. Some might even move back to the US!

This would never have happened if Grandpa was elected.

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Super Liberal's Idiot of the Week Award

Time for Super-Liberal to make fun of the right-wing neocon blogs, because they all are neocons, with the distinguished 'Idiot Award':



The first recipient of the Super Liberal Idiot award goes out to this very unfunny blog that makes fun of homeless people and especially a touchy subject of mine, global warming. The blog's name is Angry Seafood and here is one of his unfunny solutions to stop humans from killing the planet:

"The first thing we must do is learn to exhale less. It’s a hard road to take, I know but any journey starts with that first important step. I recommend starting off small, begin by pacing your breathing first at two second intervals, then three, then four until you exhale as much CO2 as you would while sleeping or at rest."

Who is this jerk? I can only hope he doesn't have any children so that he doesn't create a bigger carbon footprint. He probably drives an Escalade and hunts and votes for Bush. Yee haw you waste of life. It is people like you that add to our CO2 output.