Idiot of the Week: Politics by Satire

The Idiot Award of the week goes to a post about Barack being a Republican from the unfunny blog Politics by Satire. Not only do I fail to find the satire anywhere, but he has the gall to insinuate Obama is out of the gay closet.

Republicans don't like gay people so he wouldn't be one. Duh. Obama is also married with kids and is clearly NOT GAY! DUH!

Everything else in the post is also a lie by the way. America will not be hawkish. We will be friends with everyone which is more important.

How many of these blogs are there spreading these lies? Thank the stars there is truth on the internet like this shining beacon of hope known as the Super Liberal's blog.

Even the Sky is Happy

Even the stars, planets, and moon are aware that all is right with the world now that Obama is President and Hillary is the Secretary of State.

Obama is making all the best choices and this country will be the best again. No more crappy USA. Woot!

And I'm proud to be an American where at least I know it's free. I think that is how the song went. That guy was right this is the home of the free but yet not everyone understands the role government should have.

We will have freedom knowing our government will be providing us with free health care, retirement money, and many more benefits. It is what you pay for isn't it?

We will have cap and trade which will get rid of all the global warming. It is happening still and my climate change experiments proves it is a real threat to humanity.

We will have economic stability because companies will want to hire people to get the tax credit Obama proposes for newly-hired workers. Companies are greedy and would grow their labor force if it meant a tax cut. Some might even move back to the US!

This would never have happened if Grandpa was elected.

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The Obama Win Has Purged My Guilt

I am very glad that an African-American is President because shamefully I carried white guilt.

Did you know half of Americans have ancestors that owned slaves? HALF of us are indirectly responsible, and I know I was one of them because of how guilty I felt all these 23 years of my life.

I tried to be fair and treat everyone equal no matter who they were but I couldn't help feeling like I haven't done enough because of the travesties of my great-great-grandfathers and mothers. How could I ever make up for their idiocy, especially since I was not around to help fight slavery?

Now I can hold my head up high, knowing that my vote for Barack Obama helped deal with that issue while also touching a feeling of how proud I finally am of America.

Even the world likes us now. My french neighbor told me that the election showed America learned it's lesson from the Bush oppression. We don't have to hide anymore or pretend we aren't Americans when we are overseas.

We also don't have to feel guilty anymore.

I'm a guest Election Coverage Commentator Tonight at Radioactive Liberty

The Right-Wingers over at humor blog Radioactive Liberty have finally gotten smart and asked me to be their, as they put it 'moonbat' commentator for their Live 2008 Election coverage this evening.

I am not a moonbat. Just because someone is a very liberal person doesn't make them a moonbat. I only take a few meds and I am a rational and sane person held back from success by the right side of our government.

Now that Obama will win we can continue the legacy of the great Jimmy Carter.

YES WE CAN!

I took on a NeoCon Blog and Won!

I was challenged to an interview by some wing nut conservative blogger named Les James last week. Listen folks, this guy is a military man, which is already one strike against him because he must have voluntereed to go kill babies in Iraq. The real patriots don't volunteer or seek refuge in Canada until the draft is over. How are we supposed to change our country if everyone is drafted into the army and fighting thousands of miles away. Like Kucinich said: "Strength Through Peace"

Interview Part One
Interview Part Two

Clearly, I crushed him with my superior intellect. But of course, as right-wingers always do, they change the truth to suit them. My interview was clearly edited to make me look crazy but I expect these underhanded kinds of tricks when your dealing with Bush lovers.

I am not happy being edited but it shows how much the right cheats.

Super Liberal's Idiot of the Week Award

Time again for another Super Liberal enshrinement of a neocon, right-winged blog to the Idiot Award of the Week.

This week's award goes out to Les James' blog Sideshow Mirrors. They were the ones I completely demolished in an interview this week, but my best stuff was edited out of course. Despite my incredible intellect, especially against conservative cronies like Les and his ilk, and what I said taken out of context, I truly won.
And editing my stuff shows how much I kicked ass.

Super Liberal Says No to RFID Tags in Money

Super Liberal asks why there are tracking devices in our money?

According to Prison Planet, the government has been putting these tracking chips, called RFID tags in our money. Notice how much of our paper currency has been 'updated' since 911? Coincidence?

From the article:

So we chose to 'microwave' our cash, over $1000 in twenties in a stack, not spread out on a carasoul. Do you know what exploded on American money?? The right eye of Andrew Jackson on the new twenty, every bill was uniform in it's burning... Isnt that interesting?

Very.

Artic Sea Ice at Second Lowest Levels

Global Warming continues despite the Deniers' claims temperatures have stopped going up.

They just won't listen. From the climate change story on Yahoo:

More ominous signs Wednesday have scientists saying that a global warming "tipping point" in the Arctic seems to be happening before their eyes: Sea ice in the Arctic Ocean is at its second lowest level in about 30 years.

Thirty years! That is huge because unlike what the Deniers say, that time frame covers two sun cycles so the warming cannot be solar. Duh.

And when you consider that the current solar cycle is showing little sunspots and yet record ice is melting, I think the jury is out on climate change. I believe in fact.

How many computer models does the IPCC have to run before the skeptics will finally believe that humans are the sole cause of Climate Change? The ice in the Arctic is melting at rates we haven't seen since the 1930's and they did nothing to stop it 70 years ago. We look back at our Grandparents and ask what were they thinking?

Al Gore is right, we can't let our Grandchildren ask the same question of us.

Want more information that Global Warming is still going on? Read my experiment proving Global Warming HAS NOT STOPPED.

Chapman Has Paid Enough for the Murder of Lennon

Is twenty-eight years too long a sentence when you are sorry?

Mark David Chapman, the man who killed John Lennon was up for parole and was denied again. Denied, despite the fact there were no letters or any type of communication from Ono or any of the Lennon family like in the past hearings.

The man obviously is remorseful and sorry. Super-Liberal thinks twenty-eight years is plenty of time for the this crime.

Cheerleading Too Risky

Super-Liberal calls for ban on so-called sport of cheerleading

A scary report on cheerleading came out this week, confirming our worst fears:

"Indeed, cheerleaders suffered more injuries than all other school athletes combined - about 65% of severe injuries on the high school level and 67% on the college level. These findings confirm what many in this sport have worried about for years: as cheerleading has grown more competitive, athletes are willing to take greater risks."

They want to put more regulations on the industry, but we should just ban the sport of cheerleading entirely. It is dumb and exploits young women for the sake of capitalism. And with all the travel they do I am sure cheerleading puts up a Bigfoot-sized carbon footprint.

So yah, Super-Liberal says ban cheerleading and save high school athletes from serious life-threatening injuries and save the planet at the same time.

Super-Liberal Cannot Wait for Deval Patrick's Speech at the DNC

The DNC Speech should give Super-Liberal's favorite governor deserved recognition

Our fair and distinguished governor of Massachusetts Deval Patrick will be giving a speech on next Tuesday, the second night of the DNC convention and it should give him the spotlight he deserves.

He has done so much for the state from promoting the biosciences on the radio to helping grow the economy, and even had time to write a book all while helping Barack Obama become the Democratic Party's nominee. It also helps that Patrick is a good speaker which is important. People need to understand your message, especially in these times of despair of America.

I don't know how he let a referendum on repealing the state income tax get on the November ballot. We need taxes or else we will have to cut funding for schools and secondary education. We can only hope he finds a way to keep it from passing for the good of all of us. The last thing we need is another cigarette tax increase to pay for kids to have heat in their classrooms. It shouldn't have to be this way.

I do think he was dumb in letting out-of-state gay couples marry here though because now they will move to New Hampshire. It is good that we get more liberals in our neighbor to the north but if someday, Gaia forbid, Massachusetts gets taken over by conservatives (It won't happen but there might be a fluke year someday), we will need as many on the left as possible to hold what we hold dear in this great commonwealth of ours.

Go Deval! I can't wait to hear your speech because it will show America the next wave of brilliant politicians that will lead us into the change of hope of the future.

Super-Liberal Proves Global Warming Still Happening

Super-Liberal Shows Warming Hasn't Stopped

Here is yet more empirical evidence of global warming, despite what those holocaust deniers have been saying about this no-warming myth since 1998. It is a scientific experiment I did, and any of you can as well, that proved the planet still has a fever, it hasn't broken all you idiots out there with your Escalades!

I see you leaving them running while you come in for your coffee at Starbucks. This is why I blog from the corner table and not one near your capitalist stench that waifs from your very pores. It is bad enough I must view your obvious neglect for the welfare of our planet with an idling dinosaur fuel-ran auto but to smell the evil of materialism is just too much for my stomach to digest on top of the bran muffin my doctor says will help with the bloating.

The experiment was conducted over the last six months (January through June) with a daily temperature reading. The readings were taken at around the same time every day but I will admit that I missed a couple of weeks in April so I used May and June's averages then minused five from each one to fill in the missing weeks.

Here are the monthly averages:



~The average temperature at the beginning of the experiment was 22.4 F, and 76.2 at the end for a warming of like 55 degrees! The chart below also clearly shows this to be the case:



Now going further, there was a significant swing in the ratio of snowfall and rainfall precipitation:



If you look at both charts, you can plainly see that as the warming trend has continued, there has been a change from snow to rain as far as precipitation. This is obviously expected from a warming planet but the short time of the change is what is concerning, especially when the amount of rain is nowhere near the amount of snow. This could lead to water shortages, something predicted by the IPCC.

An unusually-warm April contributed heavily to the warming pattern:



What is the most-telling is how much that month added to the warming trend, especially since April historically tends to be cooler. Obviously, a warmer April means climate change is still happening. If this keeps up, we could lose a species or two before the decade ends.

(The study was conducted from daily temperature readings outside a liberal home in Arlington, Mass. from January 1 to June 30 then converted to monthly averages, with a +/- sampling error at around 4.5%.)

10 Funniest Green Viral Videos

Ten Funniest Green Viral Videos

These things are hilarious but if you are a Republibafoons you probably won't think any of these liberal videos are funny.

Super-Liberal Wants to Know: Who is Behind Climate Change Denial?

Big Oil of Course is behind it, and Bush

Loved this link on who's behind the climate holocaust denial machine. Look at this juicy tidbit:

The chief scientist of New Zealand's National Institute of Water and Atmospheric research, Dr Jim Salinger, knows all about misrepresentation. Two months ago, he was named by an Exxon-funded group, the Heartland Institute, as a scientist whose work undermined the theory that burning carbon was a cause of global warming.

The Heartland Institute - essentially a free market lobby - emphasises that "the climate is always changing". Salinger's research studied variation in climate, so his research was enrolled in the denial campaign.

Variations in the climate are normal, Salinger said, but this did not in any way weaken conclusions about the dangers of burning oil and coal. "Global warming is real," he said, and demanded reference to his work be removed. The institute refused. The Heartland Institute received almost $800,000 from Exxon, according to Greenpeace's research based on Exxon's corporate giving disclosures.