Idiot of the Week: Politics by Satire

The Idiot Award of the week goes to a post about Barack being a Republican from the unfunny blog Politics by Satire. Not only do I fail to find the satire anywhere, but he has the gall to insinuate Obama is out of the gay closet.

Republicans don't like gay people so he wouldn't be one. Duh. Obama is also married with kids and is clearly NOT GAY! DUH!

Everything else in the post is also a lie by the way. America will not be hawkish. We will be friends with everyone which is more important.

How many of these blogs are there spreading these lies? Thank the stars there is truth on the internet like this shining beacon of hope known as the Super Liberal's blog.

Hillary Clinton Named Secretary of State

Hillary Clinton has accepted the position of Secretary of State, according to the Guardian. Love that paper by the way. They really have a progressive viewpoint on where America needs to change. We should listen to them.

So now we have Obama as President, Joe Biden as VP, and Hillary as Sec of State. I think there needs to be a place for Al Gore to combat Global Warming.

The naysayers still try and hold us back from the obvious: humans are killing this planet with their use of fossil fuels. October 2008 was the hottest year on record because the GISS said so. No right-wing blogger is going to try and change the truth with twisted facts and figures.

Make Gore the Secretary of Energy so we can get rid of the stupid coal plants and dino-fuel autos so animals and trees won't die anymore and my future children won't have to live underground.

The best part is this makes it so Hillary wins in 2016. Twelve years of Democrat rule. Won't that be awesome!? Life is going to be so much better for people like me, the downtrodden. We will no longer feel guilty for killing the planet.

Go Obama! Go Hillary! Bring Back Gore!

This is truly a magical time. Wow the U2 song "Beautiful Day" is now playing at the new Starbucks I am blogging from. See? The universe is already correcting itself from the last eight years of this...

Super Liberal's Idiot of the Week Award

This one goes out to the conservative blog You Should Be Tasered. Not only are tasers a horrific way to hurt people that could be innocent (until proven guilty right? right? right?) and a form of human rights violations but the blog is as well. The topper is that he has a blog post about racist terms.

Typical redneck Republican. We elect a black man for President which allows all of us to shed our guilt and heal and You Should Be Tasered wants to go back to hosing down African-Americans because they ate at some counter in a diner in the 70's.

Congratulations Barack Obama

America is back everyone

Tuesday November 4th, 2008 is a date that will live in famy. Now that Obama is President America will be a great country again. No longer will the rich get richer at my expense. People will have free health care and a chance to own their own home thanks to the best government the world will ever see- a Barack Obama and Democratic-led United States of America.

And we'll finally fix Global Warming.

I'm a guest Election Coverage Commentator Tonight at Radioactive Liberty

The Right-Wingers over at humor blog Radioactive Liberty have finally gotten smart and asked me to be their, as they put it 'moonbat' commentator for their Live 2008 Election coverage this evening.

I am not a moonbat. Just because someone is a very liberal person doesn't make them a moonbat. I only take a few meds and I am a rational and sane person held back from success by the right side of our government.

Now that Obama will win we can continue the legacy of the great Jimmy Carter.

YES WE CAN!

Barack Obama Will Win

It will be a glorious victory for America.

I just got back from voting and there were no McCain sign holders to kick in the shins. The best thing about being on meds is I can physically abuse people and have an excuse. I'm kidding of course. I spit on them.

So now that Obama has won and it is over, I look forward to prosperity for all Americans who have been kept down by the Bush administration. Soon we will all have a chance to have a house, health care, and other great stuff provided for us.

Finally we will be a prosperous nation. Gosh I feel so overcome with emotion, think I have to sign off and let out a big cry.

God Bless America.