Happy Inauguration Day Obama

America is back!

What an awesome awesome day it was today. We get a President actually elected to the office and one who will make the United States a great country again.

Sorta like it was under Jimmy Carter, one of the heroes of the Democratic party. I own one of his sweaters in fact. Got it on EBay.

Yes we have!

Yes we can!

I am especially looking forward to an increase in my food stamps account after Bush lowered taxes and took away my welfare checks.

Look at how the world loves America again. How could anyone think the election of Obama was going to be bad for the United States? Typical neo-cons.

Viva LaAmerica!

The parade was awesome too.

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Bye Bye Bush

Au Revoir Butthole Bush.

Good riddance to bad rubbish and the worst President ever, George W. Bush.

I think even Hitler was a better leader.

In honor of this historic day when we finally rid ourselves of the corruption of eight years, I'm keeping Bush's stupid face on the Idiot of the Week Award.

I think it is only fitting.

The asshole never even said he was sorry for screwing everything up either.

"I made tough decisions."

Yeah, a war for oil and your neo-con big business friends is a tough decision. Ugh, just thinking about him makes me want to throw up.

So glad it is all over. Now we can finally be the America we have been waiting for. One that is mature and ready to change so it can be better. I know we can.

Buh bye Bush.

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Idiot of the Week: Politics by Satire

The Idiot Award of the week goes to a post about Barack being a Republican from the unfunny blog Politics by Satire. Not only do I fail to find the satire anywhere, but he has the gall to insinuate Obama is out of the gay closet.

Republicans don't like gay people so he wouldn't be one. Duh. Obama is also married with kids and is clearly NOT GAY! DUH!

Everything else in the post is also a lie by the way. America will not be hawkish. We will be friends with everyone which is more important.

How many of these blogs are there spreading these lies? Thank the stars there is truth on the internet like this shining beacon of hope known as the Super Liberal's blog.

Even the Sky is Happy

Even the stars, planets, and moon are aware that all is right with the world now that Obama is President and Hillary is the Secretary of State.

Obama is making all the best choices and this country will be the best again. No more crappy USA. Woot!

And I'm proud to be an American where at least I know it's free. I think that is how the song went. That guy was right this is the home of the free but yet not everyone understands the role government should have.

We will have freedom knowing our government will be providing us with free health care, retirement money, and many more benefits. It is what you pay for isn't it?

We will have cap and trade which will get rid of all the global warming. It is happening still and my climate change experiments proves it is a real threat to humanity.

We will have economic stability because companies will want to hire people to get the tax credit Obama proposes for newly-hired workers. Companies are greedy and would grow their labor force if it meant a tax cut. Some might even move back to the US!

This would never have happened if Grandpa was elected.

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Hillary Clinton Named Secretary of State

Hillary Clinton has accepted the position of Secretary of State, according to the Guardian. Love that paper by the way. They really have a progressive viewpoint on where America needs to change. We should listen to them.

So now we have Obama as President, Joe Biden as VP, and Hillary as Sec of State. I think there needs to be a place for Al Gore to combat Global Warming.

The naysayers still try and hold us back from the obvious: humans are killing this planet with their use of fossil fuels. October 2008 was the hottest year on record because the GISS said so. No right-wing blogger is going to try and change the truth with twisted facts and figures.

Make Gore the Secretary of Energy so we can get rid of the stupid coal plants and dino-fuel autos so animals and trees won't die anymore and my future children won't have to live underground.

The best part is this makes it so Hillary wins in 2016. Twelve years of Democrat rule. Won't that be awesome!? Life is going to be so much better for people like me, the downtrodden. We will no longer feel guilty for killing the planet.

Go Obama! Go Hillary! Bring Back Gore!

This is truly a magical time. Wow the U2 song "Beautiful Day" is now playing at the new Starbucks I am blogging from. See? The universe is already correcting itself from the last eight years of this...

I'm guest posting on Radioactive Liberty

After I won over the conservative fans as a guest commentator of Radioactive Liberty on their Election Day coverage I got asked by one of the wing-nut writers, Chris Cameron to do a post with him.

The topic was whether Obama will fix everything and of course I was all like hells yes! Being the hardcore neocon that he is, Chris tried to paint me into a corner claiming I was living in the past.

I thought the past was where Republican victories were?

Thanks To Obama I Dont Have To Work Anymore

Like many of you I am very excited that Barack Obama is our President because it means so much to the people like myself being kept down by the man, ie: the right wing of our government.

To release myself from my bondage, I have gotten fired from my part-time job at the Dollar Store-a-Rama today. I could have quit but then I won't collect unemployment. Obama will surely extend the unemployment benefits so in the long run I will get out a lot more then I put in and the best part is no work.

Then once all the rich people get taxed and it trickles down to people like me I will be able to lead a productive life and have a house, money, and health care without having to be a sheep in the evil capitalist system in order to scrape a meager existence from the billions of dollars all those companies take in.

The American Dream has finally arrived everyone. If you don't embrace it you will be left behind while the rest of us succeed.

I also celebrated by trading some of my food stamps for the money to buy a ferret.

I will name him Lexington Windsor Cabot the Third.

Congratulations Barack Obama

America is back everyone

Tuesday November 4th, 2008 is a date that will live in famy. Now that Obama is President America will be a great country again. No longer will the rich get richer at my expense. People will have free health care and a chance to own their own home thanks to the best government the world will ever see- a Barack Obama and Democratic-led United States of America.

And we'll finally fix Global Warming.

Barack Obama Will Win

It will be a glorious victory for America.

I just got back from voting and there were no McCain sign holders to kick in the shins. The best thing about being on meds is I can physically abuse people and have an excuse. I'm kidding of course. I spit on them.

So now that Obama has won and it is over, I look forward to prosperity for all Americans who have been kept down by the Bush administration. Soon we will all have a chance to have a house, health care, and other great stuff provided for us.

Finally we will be a prosperous nation. Gosh I feel so overcome with emotion, think I have to sign off and let out a big cry.

God Bless America.