Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Idiot Award: Unfinished Rambler

The Idiot Award this time around goes to some right wingnut Unfinished Rambler.

His post, Wrong thoughts on the inauguration of our first black President is racist and he IS WRONG.

Here is a quote from Unfinished Racist:

"...we were listening to NPR's pre-coverage of the inauguration and we, being white people who live in the middle of a county where no black people exist except on TV and only in sporting events because after all, they real good at 'dem sporting events..."

A clear diss at Obama's ability to play basketball AND run the country. How many African-Americans must be elected President before the racists accept them?

I also know what it is like to face the pain and hardship of discrimination. It sucks.

So keep clinging to religion, racism, and guns neocons like Unfinished Bigot and Change will pass you by.

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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

January 19th: V-W Day

I hereby designate January 19th as “V-W Day” or “Victory Over Dubya Day”. Americans can look back fondly every year and remember the election of 2008 when Obama beat Bush, thus ridding us and the world of his evil ways.

We can think fondly of his last day in eight years of screwing Americans in favor of big business and big oil. I wonder if Hugo Chavez, a decent man if you get to know him, gave him a see yah sucker phone call.

Maybe we can celebrate next year by having his trial on war crimes happen on the 19th. That would be awesome!

Someday I will be able to tell my grand-kids about V-W Day, the last day of the administration of an idiot.

Viva La Revolution!

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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Happy Inauguration Day Obama

America is back!

What an awesome awesome day it was today. We get a President actually elected to the office and one who will make the United States a great country again.

Sorta like it was under Jimmy Carter, one of the heroes of the Democratic party. I own one of his sweaters in fact. Got it on EBay.

Yes we have!

Yes we can!

I am especially looking forward to an increase in my food stamps account after Bush lowered taxes and took away my welfare checks.

Look at how the world loves America again. How could anyone think the election of Obama was going to be bad for the United States? Typical neo-cons.

Viva LaAmerica!

The parade was awesome too.

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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Bye Bye Bush

Au Revoir Butthole Bush.

Good riddance to bad rubbish and the worst President ever, George W. Bush.

I think even Hitler was a better leader.

In honor of this historic day when we finally rid ourselves of the corruption of eight years, I'm keeping Bush's stupid face on the Idiot of the Week Award.

I think it is only fitting.

The asshole never even said he was sorry for screwing everything up either.
"I made tough decisions."
Yeah, a war for oil and your neo-con big business friends is a tough decision. Ugh, just thinking about him makes me want to throw up.

So glad it is all over. Now we can finally be the America we have been waiting for. One that is mature and ready to change so it can be better. I know we can.

Buh bye Bush.

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