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Idiot Award: Unfinished Rambler

The Idiot Award this time around goes to some right wingnut Unfinished Rambler.

His post, Wrong thoughts on the inauguration of our first black President is racist and he IS WRONG.

Here is a quote from Unfinished Racist:

"...we were listening to NPR's pre-coverage of the inauguration and we, being white people who live in the middle of a county where no black people exist except on TV and only in sporting events because after all, they real good at 'dem sporting events..."

A clear diss at Obama's ability to play basketball AND run the country. How many African-Americans must be elected President before the racists accept them?

I also know what it is like to face the pain and hardship of discrimination. It sucks.

So keep clinging to religion, racism, and guns neocons like Unfinished Bigot and Change will pass you by.

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January 19th: V-W Day

I hereby designate January 19th as “V-W Day” or “Victory Over Dubya Day”. Americans can look back fondly every year and remember the election of 2008 when Obama beat Bush, thus ridding us and the world of his evil ways.

We can think fondly of his last day in eight years of screwing Americans in favor of big business and big oil. I wonder if Hugo Chavez, a decent man if you get to know him, gave him a see yah sucker phone call.

Maybe we can celebrate next year by having his trial on war crimes happen on the 19th. That would be awesome!

Someday I will be able to tell my grand-kids about V-W Day, the last day of the administration of an idiot.

Viva La Revolution!

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Happy Inauguration Day Obama

America is back!

What an awesome awesome day it was today. We get a President actually elected to the office and one who will make the United States a great country again.

Sorta like it was under Jimmy Carter, one of the heroes of the Democratic party. I own one of his sweaters in fact. Got it on EBay.

Yes we have!

Yes we can!

I am especially looking forward to an increase in my food stamps account after Bush lowered taxes and took away my welfare checks.

Look at how the world loves America again. How could anyone think the election of Obama was going to be bad for the United States? Typical neo-cons.

Viva LaAmerica!

The parade was awesome too.

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Bye Bye Bush

Au Revoir Butthole Bush.

Good riddance to bad rubbish and the worst President ever, George W. Bush.

I think even Hitler was a better leader.

In honor of this historic day when we finally rid ourselves of the corruption of eight years, I'm keeping Bush's stupid face on the Idiot of the Week Award.

I think it is only fitting.

The asshole never even said he was sorry for screwing everything up either.

"I made tough decisions."

Yeah, a war for oil and your neo-con big business friends is a tough decision. Ugh, just thinking about him makes me want to throw up.

So glad it is all over. Now we can finally be the America we have been waiting for. One that is mature and ready to change so it can be better. I know we can.

Buh bye Bush.

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Idiot of the Week: Politics by Satire

The Idiot Award of the week goes to a post about Barack being a Republican from the unfunny blog Politics by Satire. Not only do I fail to find the satire anywhere, but he has the gall to insinuate Obama is out of the gay closet.

Republicans don't like gay people so he wouldn't be one. Duh. Obama is also married with kids and is clearly NOT GAY! DUH!

Everything else in the post is also a lie by the way. America will not be hawkish. We will be friends with everyone which is more important.

How many of these blogs are there spreading these lies? Thank the stars there is truth on the internet like this shining beacon of hope known as the Super Liberal's blog.

Even the Sky is Happy

Even the stars, planets, and moon are aware that all is right with the world now that Obama is President and Hillary is the Secretary of State.

Obama is making all the best choices and this country will be the best again. No more crappy USA. Woot!

And I'm proud to be an American where at least I know it's free. I think that is how the song went. That guy was right this is the home of the free but yet not everyone understands the role government should have.

We will have freedom knowing our government will be providing us with free health care, retirement money, and many more benefits. It is what you pay for isn't it?

We will have cap and trade which will get rid of all the global warming. It is happening still and my climate change experiments proves it is a real threat to humanity.

We will have economic stability because companies will want to hire people to get the tax credit Obama proposes for newly-hired workers. Companies are greedy and would grow their labor force if it meant a tax cut. Some might even move back to the US!

This would never have happened if Grandpa was elected.

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Idiot of The Week: Predator Press

The Idiot Award of the Week goes to some guy named LOBO's blog Predator Press and his post questioning whether Barack Obama is black. Some people just can not look past skin color or anything like that.

This quote summed up LOBO's underlying thinking:

"It took me a second, you know? Like there's something you can't quite put your finger on?"

How much longer must America be kept down by racism and discrimination? I was waiting for Predator Press to suppose Obama is Rick Dees at some point.

Good thing this country is finally run by liberals so we don't have to deal with this crap anymore.